Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

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You Suck At Cooking

Muaj më parë

Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

Letizia Cannone
Letizia Cannone Orë më parë
as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro
sandie accarier
sandie accarier Orë më parë
i am in love.
CrIMson Red
CrIMson Red 4 orë më parë
“Butter fetish” Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!
Virginia Riva
Virginia Riva 5 orë më parë
what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning
RebeccaH808 7 orë më parë
As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...
MyGuitarTwerks 8 orë më parë
I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.
SLASHMANISM 12 orë më parë
Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing
Anne Caru
Anne Caru Ditë më parë
Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol
jianna w
jianna w Ditë më parë
i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”
R C 2 ditë më parë
dude you killed it , so funny !
Nonpro Minecrafters
Nonpro Minecrafters 2 ditë më parë
Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋 My stomach: 🤢💩
RemyCherryBomb Gaming
RemyCherryBomb Gaming 2 ditë më parë
Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!
Emma Jenkin
Emma Jenkin 2 ditë më parë
I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes
Chebron 2 ditë më parë
"Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely
mrboogy1 2 ditë më parë
Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NoodleHq 3 ditë më parë
I have those exact tongs
Twin Tyara
Twin Tyara 3 ditë më parë
So you are 35 years old?
Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008 3 ditë më parë
I am 22 & Single Sad
Memonke 6 ditë më parë
Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?
C B 6 ditë më parë
dats what good pussy sounds like
gdlk 6 ditë më parë
I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it
Fay Anne Aura Arts
Fay Anne Aura Arts 7 ditë më parë
So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.
ClassyAF 7 ditë më parë
10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL
James Prayter
James Prayter 7 ditë më parë
As a Italian I can say this looks good
JR 7 ditë më parë
This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat
Yonah2E 9 ditë më parë
is your name jordan schlansky?
BS Corvin
BS Corvin 9 ditë më parë
3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit
fantasia yoo
fantasia yoo 9 ditë më parë
Ueu Ch.
Ueu Ch. 10 ditë më parë
*Italian Mac and Cheese*
Kuka Simmon
Kuka Simmon 10 ditë më parë
I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking
Tyler 11 ditë më parë
wow i subscribed
Harriet Gough
Harriet Gough 11 ditë më parë
I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor
SonyTheSunGod 11 ditë më parë
0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not
Cesar Rangel
Cesar Rangel 11 ditë më parë
My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️
DiamondJax08 12 ditë më parë
ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta
Common Art
Common Art 12 ditë më parë
Wondie Kgosiemang
Wondie Kgosiemang 13 ditë më parë
Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋
I Break Things
I Break Things 13 ditë më parë
So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918
William Sampson
William Sampson 14 ditë më parë
i have the same bed frame
Razorbliz 14 ditë më parë
Puncharini your dongoroni
Marcus Enos
Marcus Enos 14 ditë më parë
I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college
Doge Coont
Doge Coont 15 ditë më parë
I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.
tarfathewise 15 ditë më parë
Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.
Bartosz Ziółkowski
Bartosz Ziółkowski 15 ditë më parë
Ah yes heart attack on plate
Melissa Packard Lavin
Melissa Packard Lavin 16 ditë më parë
"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it
dépaysement 17 ditë më parë
I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.
Craig Grady
Craig Grady 17 ditë më parë
As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.
SwiftBlade4 17 ditë më parë
That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.
seavision 17 ditë më parë
The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.
cblue 17 ditë më parë
Hysterical!....great recipe!
Microwave cucumber
Microwave cucumber 17 ditë më parë
Looks good!
ROYAL_ T 17 ditë më parë
I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry
Nathan Mendoza
Nathan Mendoza 17 ditë më parë
The commentary 😆😆😆
Joe york
Joe york 18 ditë më parë
Heart burn heart burn burn burn
Adrian Kitson
Adrian Kitson 18 ditë më parë
Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!
Fortune Mogoneg
Fortune Mogoneg 18 ditë më parë
2:22 he is not wearing pants
Gravy B
Gravy B 18 ditë më parë
My chest hurts wat thing this
simqbi 18 ditë më parë
Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing
Khams No
Khams No 18 ditë më parë
I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.
trash gaming dump
trash gaming dump 18 ditë më parë
Butter fetish now a thing
Sue XoXo
Sue XoXo 18 ditë më parë
TheSmallzfry 19 ditë më parë
This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.
Lawrence Kassab
Lawrence Kassab 19 ditë më parë
"Nice Dissolve"
JimmyBoogaloo 19 ditë më parë
lol @ the keto gag
Erik Koch
Erik Koch 19 ditë më parë
“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”
Roo 20 ditë më parë
just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it
Boken 20 ditë më parë
i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter
GumGoblin 20 ditë më parë
butter fetish?
Bob Bob
Bob Bob 20 ditë më parë
Dexpo89 20 ditë më parë
Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!
Tobi Pohan
Tobi Pohan 20 ditë më parë
Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit
Себастьян Фишер
Себастьян Фишер 20 ditë më parë
"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem
The Panda Bookkeeper
The Panda Bookkeeper 20 ditë më parë
Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙
Juli 21 ditë më parë
"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...
Dezimio 21 ditë më parë
Why does this just looks pasta and durian?
Dicey 21 ditë më parë
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf 21 ditë më parë
Talk to yass tonight
Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter 21 ditë më parë
This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things
Nneon Knightt
Nneon Knightt 21 ditë më parë
Prevenge IX
Prevenge IX 21 ditë më parë
AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.
who took a shit in the toilet
who took a shit in the toilet 21 ditë më parë
Peepee poopoo
Marc Harrison
Marc Harrison 21 ditë më parë
If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience
Aurora Bjørkavåg
Aurora Bjørkavåg 21 ditë më parë
‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS
mila 22 ditë më parë
jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.
Keith Welsh
Keith Welsh 22 ditë më parë
I should call her
Anirban Chakraborty
Anirban Chakraborty 22 ditë më parë
3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.
Qi Zhang
Qi Zhang 22 ditë më parë
I subscribed after 90 seconds
Erin T.
Erin T. 22 ditë më parë
I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness
Hope Fletcher
Hope Fletcher 22 ditë më parë
You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.
ŸümMy GGG 22 ditë më parë
Ysac is theDoo
zey 22 ditë më parë
How did you make the noodles by yourself
Mr Davis
Mr Davis 22 ditë më parë
Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.
doddles_of thecrafts
doddles_of thecrafts 23 ditë më parë
U too funny b
darknight121000 23 ditë më parë
That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.
wintrparkgrl 23 ditë më parë
he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this
Jen 23 ditë më parë
Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.
luke pettis
luke pettis 23 ditë më parë
This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content
Uri Rennert
Uri Rennert 23 ditë më parë
Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on
Taila Blu
Taila Blu 23 ditë më parë
From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine
Marin Velenik
Marin Velenik 23 ditë më parë
From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's
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